“Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware
he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year.”
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year.”
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
“The Boy with Nails in His Eyes
put up his aluminum tree.
It looked pretty strange
because he couldn't really see.”
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
put up his aluminum tree.
It looked pretty strange
because he couldn't really see.”
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
“My name is Jimmy,
but my friends just call me
the hideous penguin boy.”
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
but my friends just call me
the hideous penguin boy.”
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
“They took a baseball bat
and whacked open his head.
Mummy Boy fell to the ground;
he finally was dead.
Inside of his head
were no candy or prizes,
just a few stray beetles
of various sizes.”
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
and whacked open his head.
Mummy Boy fell to the ground;
he finally was dead.
Inside of his head
were no candy or prizes,
just a few stray beetles
of various sizes.”
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
“He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a speeding train, the only talent he seems to have is leaving a nasty stain!”
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
― The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
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