Laura

“Well, they never know they're ill, do they? You can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like you can't see your own eyeball. So, I suppose you just feel normal and the rest of the world seems to go crazy around you.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective, like mercury.
John bellowed, "Anyone else want to donate blood to chair-ity?"
He ducked into the the door and bashed one monster right in the wig, screaming, "There's some dessert! With a chair-y on top!”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me!”
― Raymond Benson, Sons of Liberty