Laura

“In retrospect, this seems to summarize all the insanity of that time. Guy is standing on top of a burning building. Helicopter arrives, hovers, drops a rope ladder. Climb up! the man leaning out of the helicopter's door shouts. Guy on top of burning building responds, Give me two weeks to think about it.”
― Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

“Well, they never know they're ill, do they? You can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like you can't see your own eyeball. So, I suppose you just feel normal and the rest of the world seems to go crazy around you.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Did you just say 'nerd'?"
"Not a 'nerd' - node."
"Oh.”
― Raymond Benson, Sons of Liberty

“Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End