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George Carlin
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
George Carlin

Dorothy Parker
“Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.”
Dorothy Parker
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“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
Lily Tomlin

Albert Einstein
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
Albert Einstein

Steven Wright
“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
Steven Wright

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