Xena

“False hope," she said. "Guess that's better then no hope at all.”
― James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“It's kind of hard to ask a dead guy what he did wrong.”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner