Gemma Collins

“They grabbed me and up I went. My shriek probably could've been heard in England. It certainly brought the basketball coach and the rest of the boys running in the belief that someone was being brutally murdered.
I don't think Mrs. Green will be picking me for the squad.”
― Joss Stirling, Finding Sky

“She looked fragile. Alone. Prisoner in the room through the mirror; an Alice who never made it back through the looking-glass.”
― Joss Stirling, Finding Sky

“So, Zed, isn’t this a killer outfit?”
“Certainly a killer, baby.”
“Good, because I’ve bought another five just like it.”
“You horrible, teasing fairy. If you really have more of those fashion disasters in your bags, I’m gonna hang you on top of the family Christmas tree in December.”
― Joss Stirling, Stealing Phoenix

“How am I going to help you?”
“You are going to jump.”
“Ha.”
“You are.”
“Have you done this before?”
“Yeah, with fruit.” That was Xav.
“And why am I not reassured?”
― Joss Stirling, Stealing Phoenix