Wesley Reeves

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“Do you hate people?”

“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
― Charles Bukowski, Barfly

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
― Robin Williams