Monique Hamm

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

“In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.”
― Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad, Or, the New Pilgrims' Progress

“He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.”
― Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat

“When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.”
― Mark Twain