Aya

“Well, hell. It’s been five years. Maybe she’s learned to lose gracefully. Maybe she’s out of practice.” “Maybe trained monkeys will climb out of my ass and pour me a glass of Austershalin brandy,” said Jean.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

“Dolores Umbridge may have looked like an iced cupcake, but she was anything but sweet. She was savage, sadistic and remorseless.”
― J.K. Rowling

“In time, you’ll come to understand that a state like ours cannot afford to offer up a show of weakness for honesty’s sake.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“Excellent,' said one of the Sanzas. "Soon he'll be fat, and we can butcher him like all the others for a Penance Day roast."
"What my brother means to say," said the other twin, "is that all the others died of purely natural causes, and you have nothing to fear from us. Now have some more bread.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves