Brian Johnson

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.”
― George Bernard Shaw