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“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
― Mae West