Tim Marcum

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
― George Burns

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters