Vera Speight

“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
― Bette Davis

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.”
― Joseph Conrad, Chance

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

“If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.”
― Andy Rooney