Vera Speight

“If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.”
― Andy Rooney

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
― Frank Kaiser

“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”
― Mae West

“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
― Bette Davis