Joyce Brown thrasher

“What's amazing to me now is that I actually recall fixating on the fact that my thighs a-l-m-o-s-t touched at the top....If I could go back in time and slap my eighteen-year-old self, I would. I would tell her to snap out of it, because that's the best you thighs will ever be. You should take pictures of your thighs right now so you can remember how amazing they were!”
― Anita Renfroe, Don't Say I Didn't Warn You: Kids, Carbs, and the Coming Hormonal Apocalypse