“Make it fast, you shower of stinking rabbit droppings, I've got a fresh blade that I'm just itching to test!”
― The Lost Colony
― The Lost Colony
“It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; then you could marry him."
Mulch imitated shock. "Romance outside your species. Now THAT's disgusting. What kind of weirdo would kiss someone when they weren't even part of the same species?”
― The Time Paradox
Mulch imitated shock. "Romance outside your species. Now THAT's disgusting. What kind of weirdo would kiss someone when they weren't even part of the same species?”
― The Time Paradox
“I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.”
― The Lost Colony
― The Lost Colony
“Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.”
― The Time Paradox
― The Time Paradox
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