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“Okay, who out there wants to know my very first thought during my very first kiss? Here it is: Somebody's been eating chilidogs.
Nice one, Justin.”
― Jay Asher, Thirteen Reasons Why

“The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Now, why would a dead girl lie?
Hey! That sounds like a joke. Why would a dead girl lie? Answer: Because she can't stand up.”
― Jay Asher, Thirteen Reasons Why

“You have a mother?" Only when I said it did I realize what a silly question it was! For heaven's sake!
Gideon raised one eyebrow. "What did you expect?" he asked, amused. "You thought I was an android put together by Uncle Falk and Mr. George?”
― Kerstin Gier, Ruby Red