Sarah

“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”
― Mark Twain

“Guys are so dumb. You actually believe this crap. You waste half your lives trying to prove to everybody and their mother how tough you are, how strong, how manly, and then say crap like, 'Ooo, baby, you make me so hard,' because there's absolutely no way you can control your own body.”
― Patty Blount, Some Boys

“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.”
― Mark Twain

“The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.”
― Mark Twain