Cassidy

“If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, My Point... And I Do Have One

“Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”
― Roger Caras

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde