Dean

“Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.”
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

“Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.”
― Christopher Moore

“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”
― William Gibson, Neuromancer

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
― Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping