Sam Cooper

“Donut: CARL IT IS ANOTHER VILE MURDERER. Carl: I don’t think so, not this time. Also, I know you don’t have to type in all caps. I’ve seen you do it before. It makes you sound like you are yelling. Donut: I AM YELLING CARL.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet.”
― Stephen King, The Stand

“If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“New Achievement! You read a book! You managed to make it all the way through the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book without throwing it against the wall! Reward: You get to read the next book!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl