Mr. Black

“In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact that practically every living creature there can kill you in under three minutes. Our primary spoken language is screaming.”
― David Thorne

“Charity is detrimental unless it helps the recipient become independent of it.”
― David Thorne, I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs. The Unpublished Emails.

“I understand the need for conformity. Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense. Discipline is the key to conformity, and it is important that we learn not to question authority at an early age.”
― David Thorne

“Instead of finding myself in the future, I traveled about fifty metres along the sidewalk at 200mph before finding myself in a bush. When asked by the nurse filling out the hospital accident reports 'Cause of accident?' I stated, 'time travel attempt' but she wrote down 'stupidity'.”
― David Thorne, I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs. The Unpublished Emails.