Lisa Payne

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

“His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods