David Banks

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
― Dorothy Parker

“I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

“I shudder at the thought of men....
I'm due to fall in love again”
― Dorothy Parker

“Gertrude Stein did us the most harm when she said, 'You're all a lost generation.' That got around to certain people and we all said, 'Whee! We're lost.”
― Dorothy Parker