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“I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily.
Ezra smiled. "Can I come?”
― Sara Shepard, Pretty Little Liars

“I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like.”
― Coco Chanel

“Pennsylvania." The boys nodded appreciatively, as if Abby had said Emily was from Naughty Dirty Sex Land”
― Sara Shepard, Unbelievable

“He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands