Dave

“It now transpired that the man in front of her didn’t actually have a ticket at all, and the argument then began to range freely and angrily over such topics as the physical appearance of the airline check-in girl, her qualities as a person, theories about her ancestors, speculations as to what surprises the future might have in store for her and the airline for which she worked, and finally lit by chance on the happy subject of the man’s credit card. He didn’t have one.”
― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“Appearing in Mummy and Daddy’s room in the middle of the night and claiming to be “scared” is strictly verboten.”
― Jonathan V. Last, The Dadly Virtues: Adventures from the Worst Job You'll Ever Love

“Truth does not become more or less true, whether those who know it are many or few.”
― John C. Wright, The Golden Age

“Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power.”
― Seneca