Robert Baltimore

“These are bad times for people who like to sit outside the library at dawn on a rainy morning and get ripped to the tits on crank and powerful music.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Songs of the Doomed: More Notes on the Death of the American Dream

“I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton-candy goat.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

“In a nervous society where a man’s image is frequently more important than his reality, the only people who can afford to advertise their drug menus are those with nothing to lose.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time