Ellen

“You’d better not be messing with me. I like you, but if you’re feeding me a load of shit just to get some action, I’m going to plug a big silver stake right through your heart.(Cat)”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.”
― Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

“Sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes choices make you.”
― Gayle Forman, If I Stay

“I, myself, am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
― Augusten Burroughs