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Lewis Black
“Now I must leave you as you enter the world that is Fuck. You are fucking lucky to be here. It's almost utopian.”
― Lewis Black, The F-Word
tags: fuck

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet.
All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter.
I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole, said the man, moving towards her.
Comfort struggled with all her feminine might, but the old masculine but old man ripped her wrapper and slapped her on the face.
Lie here, Lie here! I'm gonna do what your old man did to your mama and its gonna sweet you.
She screamed as the man's organ prick her glory hole like a sharp needle.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Comfort

Jarod Kintz
“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”
― Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Lisa Glatt
“I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean.”
― Lisa Glatt, A Girl Becomes a Comma Like That

Simon Pegg
“(on the word "fuck")

'Oh, come on, Mum,' I sighed at her protest. 'It's just an old Anglo-Saxon word for the female organ which has been adopted by an inherently misogynist language as a negative epithet. It's the same as "fuck", it basically means the same as copulate, but the latter is perfectly acceptable. Why? Because copulate has its roots in Latin and Latin reminds us that we are a sophisticated, learned species, not the rutting animals that these prehistoric grunts would have us appear to be, and isn't that really the issue here? We don't want to admit that we are essentially animals? We want to distinguish ourselves from the fauna with grand conceits and elaborate language; become angels worthy of salvation, not dumb creatures consigned to an earthly, terminal end. It's just a word, Mum; a sound meaning a thing; and your disgust is just denial of a greater horror: that our consciousness is not an indication of our specialness but the terrifying key to knowing how truly insignificant we are.'

She told me to got fuck myself.”
― Simon Pegg, Nerd Do Well

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