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“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
― Lemony Snicket