Emily

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
― Oscar Wilde

“This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
― George V. Higgins, The Friends of Eddie Coyle

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry