LaserRat

“If Ruby had learned anything in Holy Wood, it was that there was no use in waiting around for Mr. Right to hit you with a brick. You had to make your own bricks.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

“My father’s in commerce,” said Chidder, as they passed through the archway. “That’s fascinating,” said Teppic dutifully. He felt quite broken by all these new experiences, and added, “I’ve never been to Commerce, but I understand they’re very fine people.”
― Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

“It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”
― Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

“SOD YOU, THEN, Death said.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic