LaserRat

“If Ruby had learned anything in Holy Wood, it was that there was no use in waiting around for Mr. Right to hit you with a brick. You had to make your own bricks.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

“And, incidentally, tomato ketchup is not a vegetable." Sybil added. "Not even the dried stuff around the top of the bottle.”
― Terry Pratchett

“SOD YOU, THEN, Death said.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

“My father’s in commerce,” said Chidder, as they passed through the archway. “That’s fascinating,” said Teppic dutifully. He felt quite broken by all these new experiences, and added, “I’ve never been to Commerce, but I understand they’re very fine people.”
― Terry Pratchett, Pyramids