Danny

“There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.”
― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

“ABSURD”
― Tucker Max, Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers

“This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.”
― Tucker Max, Hilarity Ensues

“Did you hear the nonsensical prattle spewing from her pie-hole?”
― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell