Alex

“The animals known as human beings live in humongous condominium blocks, just going about their daily lives. I've come to realize that it's just a modern jungle.
And I'm the girl who's wandered into the forest.”
― Inio Asano

“Meredith's a big girl. She knows how babies are made, don't you, Mer?"

I nod, numb and weary. "'Course I do. Same guy that taught you taught me.”
― Laura Wiess, Such a Pretty Girl

“You exposed your penis on national television, Max. What am I supposed to do?"
"I didn't expose it, Howard, it just sort of peeked out.”
― Augusten Burroughs

“You won't even know you've crossed the line until it's way back in your rearview mirror.”
― Barry Lyga, I Hunt Killers