Turd Ferguson

“Tackle life with as much energy as Goku! I'll try to do the same!”
― Akira Toriyama, Dragon Ball Z, Vol. 26: Goodbye Dragon World!

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
― Albert Einstein

“I guess we'll try the old fashion way!" "Alright Kakarrot you're asking for it" "Rock, Paper!...ready! rock, paper, scissors, ha!" "Yea I did it!"
"That's not the fusion technique!”
― dragon ball z

“Sane is boring.”
― R. A. Salvatore