Michael Pessoa

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“Do you hate people?”

“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
― Charles Bukowski, Barfly

“I wanted the whole world or nothing.”
― Charles Bukowski, Post Office

“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas