Mary Beth

“If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying?”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein