MJSam

“I would live alone for fifty years to have one day with you.”
― Samantha Shannon, The Priory of the Orange Tree

“Dragons have been known to have staring contests with mountains. They usually win.”
― Ursula Vernon, Castle Hangnail

“Grandma told me not to 'squirrel' you...

She and Anne saw two squirrels doing the deed, then the male squirrel ran off when it was over. I'm slightly offended she compared me to a hit-and-run rodent. I just want you to know that I want to share my branch and acorns with you, it's not just physical.”
― Robin Alexander

“Hell: making the best things suck since the dawn of creation.”
― Alexis Hall, Fire & Water