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“Grandma told me not to 'squirrel' you...

She and Anne saw two squirrels doing the deed, then the male squirrel ran off when it was over. I'm slightly offended she compared me to a hit-and-run rodent. I just want you to know that I want to share my branch and acorns with you, it's not just physical.”
― Robin Alexander

“Dragons have been known to have staring contests with mountains. They usually win.”
― Ursula Vernon, Castle Hangnail

“You count the hours you could have spent with your mother, it's a lifetime in itself.”
― Mitch Albom, For One More Day

“There’s no need to measure the happiness of a life by its longevity.”
― Cate Culpepper