Sarah

“Let's get something clear up front. I'm not Harry Dresden. Harry's a wizard. A genuine, honest-to-goodness wizard. He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolver in his pocket. He'll spit in the eye of gods and demons alike if he thinks it needs to be done, and to hell with the consequences -- and yet somehow my little brother manages to remain a decent human being. I'll be damned if I know how. But then, I'll be damned regardless. My name is Thomas Raith, and I'm a monster.”
― Jim Butcher, Backup

“The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.”
― Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

“You’re like my wife.”
“Because I’m not sleeping with you either?”
― Richard Castle, Naked Heat

“I loves me my Google”
― Richard Castle, Heat Rises