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“Aingeal, there is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.”
― Kresley Cole, If You Deceive

“This mountain of a man was learning that his considerable might- which he'd clearly relied on for everything- was futile with her. ”
― Kresley Cole, Dark Needs at Night's Edge

“I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”
― Kathy Griffin

“Have you ever fought an opponent you had no defense against? Like a fire breather or an acid spitter?"
"Once I faced a female with diamond skin," Nix said breathlessly. "I was transfixed - even as she was choking the life out of me."
"Really?"
"No, I saw that character on X-Men. I just wanted to commiserate. Alas, I have no weaknesses.”
― Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince