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“Bewildered as he might be, sometimes a man's highest calling is simply to stand, and hug.”
― Brent Weeks, The Blinding Knife

“The woman set Sig's chocolate orgy out in front of her and deposited my steak on the table.
"Y'all must work out," the waitress observed a little sourly. She apparently did not.
"I'm going to throw this up later," Sig said expressionlessly.
"I have a tapeworm," I said cheerfully.”
― Elliott James, Charming

“You are a conniving, deceitful hussy. I stand in awe."
"You're sitting."
"I sit in awe.”
― Laini Taylor, Dreams of Gods & Monsters

“Friends are harder to make than enemies, but they are more useful.”
― Dave Duncan, The Coming of Wisdom