Twinkle Tahaliyani

“Just as I opened the door, and before I could talk myself out of it, I mouthed, “I deserve better, asshole,” making sure he read my lips as I did it. Then I raised my middle finger up at him and waved good-bye with it. I hope they both got syphilis.”
― Mariana Zapata, The Wall of Winnipeg and Me

“Is there anything else you want to share?" "Anything you think of I should be aware of?"
"No" I shook my head in thought " Not especially. Unless you count the fact that I'm going to take over the world."
"The whole thing?"
"Well,i'm going to try to take over the world."
"And you feel you're prepared for world domination?"
I lifted a noncommittal shoulder "I'm taking a business class”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Love is a consuming, unrelenting beast that bitch slaps you in the middle of the night like a rude awakening during a dream. It devours you whole, and it leaves you wrecked when it starts to slip through your fingers. “Yeah.”
― C.M. Owens, Perfectly Toxic

“Some days I just stay inside because it feels too peopley out there
–True Fact”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight