Virginia

“A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.”
― David Sedaris

“All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the police are right: it all comes down to fingerprints.”
― David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

“A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say.”
― Italo Calvino, The Uses of Literature

“If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.”
― David Sedaris