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Dorothy Parker
“Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.”
Dorothy Parker
tags: humor

Dorothy Parker
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker
“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker
“I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.”
Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

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