Beth

“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
― Mae West, The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West

“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”
― Claudia Shear, Dirty Blonde

“I've been in more laps than a napkin.”
― Mae West

“The difference between you and God is that God doesn't think He's you. ”
― Anne Lamott