Beth

“I've been in more laps than a napkin.”
― Mae West

“This is one thing they forget to mention in most child-rearing books, that at times you will just lose your mind. Period. ”
― Anne Lamott, Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith

“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”
― Claudia Shear, Dirty Blonde

“You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.”
― Marilyn Monroe