Margaret

“In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.”
― Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars

“Seriously?" she said with a glance of skepticism. Driggs and this nerdlinger? "You guys are best friends?"
Ferbus looked up briefly to give her a smug look. "We prefer the term heterosexual life mates.”
― Gina Damico, Croak

“In her presence, I felt as dainty and feminine as a side of beef. When I opened my mouth, I was worried I would moo.”
― Sue Grafton, G is for Gumshoe