Arya

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril