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Ozzy Osbourne
“I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.”
Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy

Ozzy Osbourne
“I keep hearing this fucking thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?”
Ozzy Osbourne
tags: guns

Ozzy Osbourne
“The Jesus freaks were the worst. While the ‘Suicide Solution’ case was going through the courts they followed me around everywhere. They would picket my shows with signs that read, ‘The Anti-Christ Is Here’. And they’d always be chanting: ‘Put Satan behind you! Put Jesus
in front of you!’

One time, I made my own sign – a smiley face with the words ‘Have a Nice Day’ – and went out and joined them. They didn’t even notice. Then, just as the gig was about to start, I put down the sign, said, ‘See ya, guys,’ and went back to my dressing room.”
Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy

Ozzy Osbourne
“You’ve got to try and take things to the next level, or you’ll just get stuck in a rut.”
Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy

Ozzy Osbourne
“I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I’ve made a career out of it now.”
Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy

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