Gordon Kenyon

“How are you doing that?” demanded Hermione, who was red-faced and whose hair was growing bushier and bushier in the fumes from her cauldron; her potion was still resolutely purple. “Add a clockwise stir —” “No, no, the book says counterclockwise!” she snapped.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“steered us into a black hole. I’ve been trapped in several such singularities and have usually been disappointed. I know many people who have seen the future inside them. But not me – I’ve always just become constipated. Until this last time, when I actually did receive a vision of what is to come.”
― Jay Martel, Channel Blue

“Their cherub threw another handful of confetti over them; some of it landed in the last cold dregs of coffee Harry had been about to drink.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Grumph let out a harrumph, which indicated either that he was unharmed and waiting patiently for a new opportunity to arise, or that a sparrow had shit in his porridge.”
― Drew Hayes, NPCs