Katie

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
― Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
― Mae West

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
― Stephen King, Storm of the Century

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain