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Michael Ikirt

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Michael’s Quotes

“Animatronic therapy! Recommended by six out of seven crazy people.”
― Scott Cawthon, The Silver Eyes

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“He looks a little nerdy, but sometimes the nerds are all right. Look at your father.”
― Isabella Fontaine, The Grimm Chronicles Vol. 1

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“We definitely need to get me out of here. Please, giant talking rabbit, get me out of this nightmare.”
― Isabella Fontaine, The Grimm Chronicles Vol. 1

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“A recent study showed that when women crave food, they desire chocolate, but when men crave food, they desire women.”
― Dan Van Oss, Dubious Knowledge: Doubtful Facts, Twisted History and Other Humorosities

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“Three of Rostand the Baker’s seven children have conspicuously blue eyes and blond hair, much like Stanford P. Ames, the smithy who was found dead in his kitchen with forty-seven stab wounds in his back. Police called it a suicide, but there are rumors.”
― Robert Bevan, Critical Failures II: Fail Harder

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