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“Three of Rostand the Baker’s seven children have conspicuously blue eyes and blond hair, much like Stanford P. Ames, the smithy who was found dead in his kitchen with forty-seven stab wounds in his back. Police called it a suicide, but there are rumors.”
― Critical Failures II: Fail Harder
― Critical Failures II: Fail Harder
“Now most of them are roaming around, hungry and vacant shells. Hmm. I just described most college students. Alright, let me add: also dead.”
― With Spring Comes the Fall
― With Spring Comes the Fall
“We definitely need to get me out of here. Please, giant talking rabbit, get me out of this nightmare.”
― The Grimm Chronicles Vol. 1
― The Grimm Chronicles Vol. 1
“Later, in describing its narrow escape, the creature credited doubly good luck in having mimicked the shape of a harmless doll and the fact that the paranormal investigators had been looking for a hump-free boggart. 3.”
― Alternate Hilarities
― Alternate Hilarities
“He looks a little nerdy, but sometimes the nerds are all right. Look at your father.”
― The Grimm Chronicles Vol. 1
― The Grimm Chronicles Vol. 1
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