Michael Ikirt

“Animatronic therapy! Recommended by six out of seven crazy people.”
― Scott Cawthon, The Silver Eyes

“Three of Rostand the Baker’s seven children have conspicuously blue eyes and blond hair, much like Stanford P. Ames, the smithy who was found dead in his kitchen with forty-seven stab wounds in his back. Police called it a suicide, but there are rumors.”
― Robert Bevan, Critical Failures II: Fail Harder

“Later, in describing its narrow escape, the creature credited doubly good luck in having mimicked the shape of a harmless doll and the fact that the paranormal investigators had been looking for a hump-free boggart.   3.”
― Giovanni Valentino, Alternate Hilarities

“He looks a little nerdy, but sometimes the nerds are all right. Look at your father.”
― Isabella Fontaine, The Grimm Chronicles Vol. 1