Michael Ikirt

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“Now most of them are roaming around, hungry and vacant shells. Hmm. I just described most college students. Alright, let me add: also dead.”
― Joshua Guess, With Spring Comes the Fall

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“This is less of a 'the king needs a reason' thing and more of a 'the king loves burning shit and killing people' thing,”
― Drew Hayes, NPCs

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“We definitely need to get me out of here. Please, giant talking rabbit, get me out of this nightmare.”
― Isabella Fontaine, The Grimm Chronicles Vol. 1

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“A recent study showed that when women crave food, they desire chocolate, but when men crave food, they desire women.”
― Dan Van Oss, Dubious Knowledge: Doubtful Facts, Twisted History and Other Humorosities

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“Later, in describing its narrow escape, the creature credited doubly good luck in having mimicked the shape of a harmless doll and the fact that the paranormal investigators had been looking for a hump-free boggart. 3.”
― Giovanni Valentino, Alternate Hilarities

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