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“I've heard of such a legend!' I gasped. 'A child descended from a union between Christ and Mary Magdalene!'
'Don't be so fucking stupid,' snorted Mons. 'There's hundreds of those!”
― Mark Gatiss, The Devil in Amber

“When I was your age — about, ooh, a thousand years ago — I loved a good bedtime story. The Three Little Sontarans. The Emperor Dalek's New Clothes. Snow White and the Seven Keys to Doomsday, eh? All the classics.”
― Mark Gatiss

“You remarked once in a fit of pique you had made me famous. You were wrong, my dear. You have made me.”
― T.D. McKinney, Kissing Sherlock Holmes

“One man's fish is another man's poisson.”
― Mark Gatiss, The Vesuvius Club